The ABC's of Me

I guess I'm jumping on the bandwagon. I figured why not.

A~Age: 44 in June

B~ Bed Size: King – I’m a sprawler

C~Chore you hate: Yes

D~Dogs: Disclaimer: These are the express opinions of this writer and is not meant to insult anyone. Please take the following statement for which it was intended - humor. This writer is not a fan of dogs. Thank you for your support. OK now that that is said. I say – Dogs. I love dogs. They taste like chicken.

E~Essential Start your Day Item: Hard boiled egg. Oatmeal. Hot tea. I do not like coffee.

F~Favorite Color: Blue, but I like pink too. As the only female in my household, I wear pink to remind myself that I’m a girl.

G~Gold or Silver: Definitely gold. The more the merrier.

H~Height: 5 ft. 8 in. and I’m the short one in my family.

I~Instruments you play: None. I used to take piano lesson in the 3rd and 4th grade. I can still play ‘All the girls in France do the Hoochi Coochi Dance’ song. Now that is talent I’m telling ya.

J~Job Title: Senior Loss Prevention Consultant. I guess this means I qualify for discount coffee at McDonalds. If only I liked it

K~Kids: Two boys, 13 and 10

L~Live: Cleveland, Ohio area

M~Mom’s Name: Emily, or MOE as some of her mail says. OK – now say each individual letter M—O—E and you will know what I mean. A telemarketer with bad hearing heard her wrong.

N~Nicknames: None. I guess I’m not a nick namey type person.

O~Overnight Hospital Stays: When I had my kids, and when those kids were in the hospital.

P~Pet Peeve: People who pronounce nuclear – NEW-CUE-LER. It is NEW-CLE-ER

Q~Quote from a Movie: "Its so fluffy" Despicable Me

R~Right or Left Handed: Right, but I’m left eyed. Makes it hard to shoot a rifle – and a camera for that matter.

S~Siblings: Two brothers (see favorite color and why I wear pink)

T~Time you wake up: 6am

U~Underwear: Neeeeeext

V~Vegetable you Dislike: Brussel Sprouts

W~What Makes You Late: My children – what else.

X~X-rays You’ve had Done: mostly just teeth at the dentist

Y~Yummy Food you Make: Cookies and cakes. I’m a great baker. I made my brother’s wedding cake (see above. It tasted even better than it looked. At Christmas time I routinely make 40-50 dozen cookies. They are all fabulous. I give most away as gifts.

Z~Zoo Animal Favorite: Giraffe – they seem so elegant and peaceful.